PARADOX: Two physicians!

"I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. "  

Broken pencils are pointless.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore 

PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm.

I do not enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit . ;-p

RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy ...

POLARIZE: What penguins see with.